Credit Card Drama

Can someone PLEASE join me in laughing at this mess! Why I received a call from a credit card company the other day. The lady asked me if I could make a payment, as usual, but as she suggests a few ways I could get the money she paused. This lady said, "You are a lady and you know we can get some money up" and "I know you know what I mean". I was so shocked. She concluded with "I don't want to talk you into doing anything, but you really need to handle this bill as soon as possible". I am sure she was not being recorded because that was too much for me. I laughed so hard when I hung up the phone.

I need money!

I am a graduate student at the end of this process, but I am so broke. I need ideas to get some quick and legal cash. I will graduate in December and hopefully have a great paying job. But for now what do I do?